"in the country of the blind, the one-eyed man is king"
“Mom, would you still love me if I was straight?”
“Of course not Tony Steve Kurt Blaine Sherlock Watson Destiel Merthur Hummel Stark, now be a good boy and finish piercing your ear so we can go shopping.”
(via liamdryden)
girl: i'm having vagina surgery
boyfriend: i know
girl: i love you
boyfriend: i love you too
after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
girl: where is my boyfriend
dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
girl: what
Shhh
do you hear that?
It’s the sound of millions of suburban white teenage girls clicking away on facebook to prepare their “Summerr 2012 babyy” photo albums
(via dropitlikeitshafsa)
